- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I had a really great joke to tell you!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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