roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Guest what in the butt

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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