- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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