If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Obama = ebola

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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