- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Your mam is so fat.

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