Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How many light bulbs? 1

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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