You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What does? 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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