- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Feminism.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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