- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

No antijoke here.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Death by kayak

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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