- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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