- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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