- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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