How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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dead dibbs

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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cory is gay

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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roy g biv

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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