- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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