Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Laugh.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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