- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

No soup for you!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??