Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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