- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A paralysed man falls over.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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