- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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