- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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