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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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