- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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