If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

So FDR walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Gay republicans

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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