- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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