Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Pickle

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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