- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why does the man appear fat he is

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??