- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A paralysed man falls over.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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