Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I was watching Fox news.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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