- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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