How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Jack Stevens

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A midget walked under a bar.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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human centipede

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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