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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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