Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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