- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Massie is a fatass

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

think twice or at least think

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why is the ground wet It rained

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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