- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

your face

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

He--Hey guys

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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