What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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