- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What is older than history?

Eric is gay Ha

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

belly button

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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