- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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