What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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How's the weather? Good.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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