What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Skinny people fart less.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Whats funny? Your face.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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