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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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