Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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poopy is poopy

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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this website even though its hilarious.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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