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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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