- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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