How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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womens rights

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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