- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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