- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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