- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

poopy is poopy

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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