A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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