(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Jovan

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Homo say what?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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