- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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