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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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