I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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