What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Anti Joke

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