Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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