- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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