- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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