- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

are you saying pam, or pan?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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