- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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