A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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