- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

charlie sheen becomes sober.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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