- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's the new green? Green

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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