- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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