Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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