- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

mexicans fishing

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

your face

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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