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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Whats funny? Your face.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

homosexual rights to marriage

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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