- Anti Joke

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!