What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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