- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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