- Anti Joke

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.