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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Obama = ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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