- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Religion.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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