- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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