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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

HURT

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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