what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Everybody will die

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Gay republicans

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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