Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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