Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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