- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How old are you? 7

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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