Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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RUN

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Skinny people fart less.

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HEY!

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Anti Joke

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