Eric is gay Ha

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Jordan is pregant

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What is older than history?

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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