What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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