- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Your Mom

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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