- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

My cat just died.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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