ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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