What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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cory is gay

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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