- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Anyone can post anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

knock knock come in !

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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