- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A man died.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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