What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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call me maybe.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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My children are mistakes

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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