what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Jovan

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Homo say what?

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

sure!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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