What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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