- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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