Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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