Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Chicken

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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