At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

anti jokes are for fags

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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