What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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