What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

I don't get it

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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