- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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