what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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no.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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